By Sarah Wexler
"He spills out a pile of pennies everywhere in the desk, telling me he fished throughout the sofa for swap to pay for his large evening out."
From the man who chews on rocks to the person who has his mother tag alongside, lousy First Dates is stuffed with hilarious, cringe-worthy, holy-crap-did-that-really-happen?! tales from celebrities like Lauren Conrad and Michael Kors, you'll snigger, you'll cringe-and so much importantly-you'll think higher approximately the various date's you've been on!
•He ate a complete bowl of dip along with his fingers.
•He stated, "I imagine we must always hand around in the woods and simply groove on every one other."
•About thirty mins in, he paused, took a sip of win, after which stated, "So, will we move have intercourse now?"
Sarah Z. Wexler, a contract author, lives and is going on first dates in big apple urban.
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Awful First Dates: Hysterical, True, and Heartbreakingly Bad by Sarah Wexler